MoDo is wild about the ONE

Maureen Dowd’ s newest snarky, catty, b*tchy opinion column is about her apparent crush on Sen. Scott Brown.

There has long been speculation that the reason for MoDo’s Clinton Derangement Syndrome is that she was lusting after Bill Clinton but was rejected. Whatever — MoDo is a very strange person.

PumaPac’s Murphy has already suggested that the GOP will run Scott Brown as their Prez pick. In fact it turns out that Scott Brown has a bit more experience than 0bama had at this point in his career. One year of experience as “Senator” and then spend the next year raising money and lining up funds for the run.

Please spare America from another inexperienced ONE running for President.

I can only stand to read MoDo’s strange delusions about one a year. So this it — for this year. But in this case she does a good job of putting the thrill of 0bama in context with the newest thrill in D.C.

Warning — if MoDo’s words tend to give you seizures then STOP reading.

He’s The One, all right.

The handsome, athletic pol with the comely wife and two lovely daughters who precipitously rose from the State Legislature to pull us all together.

The fresh face and disarming underdog America’s been waiting for, someone who suffered through his parents’ divorce, watched his mom go on welfare and survived some wayward youthful behavior to become disciplined and successful — a lawyer, a lawmaker and a devoted family guy who does dog duty.

Someone who’s always game for a game of pickup basketball, loves talking sports and even boasts beefcake photos. A pro-choice phenom propelled into higher office by conservatives, independents and Democrats, a surprise winner with a magical aura.

The New One is the shimmering vessel that we are pouring all our hopes and dreams into after the grave disappointment of the Last One, Barack Obama.

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